Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Predix Revamp

BEST PICTURE
1. Tunnel Rats
2. Prom Night
3. Saw V
4. Meet the Spartans
5. The Love Guru

BEST DIRECTOR
1. Uwe Boll - Tunnel Rats
2. David Hackl - Saw V
3. Nelson McCormick - Prom Night
4. Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - Meet the Spartans (will the Academy be willing to honor dual directors two years in a row?)
5. Tom Putnam - The Hottie and the Nottie (but don't count out David Schwimmer. You know how Oscar loves their actors turned directors)

BEST ACTOR
1. Mike Myers - The Love Guru (overdue much?)
2. Drake Bell - Superhero Movie
3. Eddie Murphy - Meet Dave (the Norbit snub helps him out)
4. Larry the Cable Guy - Witless Protection
5. Kal Penn - Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay

BEST ACTRESS
1. Jessica Simpson - Blonde Ambition
2. Paris Hilton - The Hottie and the Nottie
3. Carmen Electra - Meet the Spartans (overdue, but can she top Paris?)
4. Shannyn Sossamon - One Missed Call
5. Tara Reid - Clean Break (could she be the comeback of the year?)

In case you haven't noticed (please tell me you have), this is my excuse for an April Fool's joke. However, I'll be posting one of these very soon. My current predix are bothering me quite a bit.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not exactly a joke, these are the nomination for the Razzie Awards...

AJ said...

Actually the first reviews trickling out from test screenings of The Love Guru say that it really funny

"the movie is funny as shit."

"the flick was really funny."

Anonymous said...

Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's a good movie, aj.