I'm Pathetic

In the year and a half(ish) I've been doing Oscar Obsession, I've never been more humiliated to post something, but here goes.

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I want to see "The Women."

Yes, I know that it has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yes, I know that Meg Ryan has made her plastic surgeons millionaires.
Yes, I know that it will be a major Razzie contender.
And yes, I know that it's an entirely unnecessary remake.

Please be gentle when you're ripping me to shreds.